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[Saturday]

* Ion is in a relationship with Mãrie.
* Mãrie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
* Mãrie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mãrie and Ion like this)
* Mãrie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn.
* Ion comes to see Mãrie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending
* Ion is now single.
* Ion was invited to join group "Betivanii satului"
* Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Betie la crâºmã". (Crâsmarul likes this)
* Ion set his status to: "Supãrat sunt doamne, iarãsi supãrat"
* Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mãrie's Wall
* Mãrie finished attending Vasile.
* Mãrie set her status to: "Foarte obositã. Sper sã mã pot trezi mâine sã merg la bisericã"
* Vasile commented to Mãrie's status "Eu nici nu cred cã vin. Poate duminica viitoare"

[Sunday]

* "Babele din sat" are attending the event "Slujba de duminicã" (Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)
* "Betivanii satului" missed the event "Slujba de duminicã" because of it's interference with the event "Betia de duminicã" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
* Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like this)

[Monday]

* Mãrie set her status to: "La spovedit..."
* Ion commented on Mãrie's status: "Ce-i Mãrie, te-o prins rusinea?"
* Mãrie also commented on her status: "Taci, Ioane cã esti prost"
* Popa satului also commented on Mãrie's status: " :) ) :) )" (Primarul satului likes this...)
* Vaca lu' Mãrie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."
* Mãrie commented to Vaca lu' Mãrie status: "Ioi ce proastã îs, am uitat sã te mulg. Dupã spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pânã atunci" (Vaca lu' Mãrie likes this.)
* Primarul satului added "spagã" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
* sefu de Post set his status to: "La primãrie, la o vorbã cu primarul"
* Primarul satului is now attending "Puscãria". (Bebitã sãpunaru' and all his friends like this)

[Tuesday]

* Mãrie set her status to "Watching «Fermier caut nevastã», so f*** off"
* Vaca lu’ Mãrie exploded. (Ion likes this)
* Mãrie commented: "vaaaaiii... o murit vaca... am uitat s-o mulg... mã omoarã tata când se întoarce de la crâsmã"
* Popa satului also commented: "super, încã o înmormântare pe sãptãmâna asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)
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* Popa satului, Pãrintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

[Wednesday]

* Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like this; Betivii satului dislike this)
* Tata lu Mãrie posted on Mãrie's Wall: "Ce ai fãcut cu vaca? Te omor"
* Tata lu Mãrie killed Mãrie.
(Ion and Popa satului likes this, Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)

* Tata lu Mãrie is now attending "Puscãria" along with Primarul Satului
* Mãrie is attending hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin)
* Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
* Vaca lu' Mãrie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)

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